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Suddenly there was an enormous boom from down the hall. Before Nina and Steve could get up to see what   happened, Ashley swung through the door and shut it behind her. "Did you hear that?" she gushed. "Everyone heard that," Nina said. "What was it?" "I put it in the microwave." Ashley laughed. "It blew up." "Your avocado?" Steve looked at Nina in confusion. "She had an avocado," Nina explained."I guess she blew it up."
-The Bermudez Triangle by Maureen Johnson

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Thanks to my amazing lead, the next three runners would've had to been struck down by polio to blow the race.
-Sloppy Firsts

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