How to Train Your Dragon series by Credissa Cowell

Don't you hate it when you find out a really good book you've read is coming out as a movie and you get all excited then you watch the movie and you want to murder the movie company? I sure do. Anyway, that's what happened with this book. For those of you that have seen the movie but haven't read the book; first of all, EVERYBODY trains a dragon. Second of all, Toothless is really toothless... and very small and useless and completely ordinary. So, what does Hiccup do with a toothless dragon, a useless friend(Fishlegs), and a girl that can fight better than him, Fishlegs, and Toothless combined? Well, he goes and gets a foe that JUST WON"T FREAKING DIE!!!!! Sorry, it's a bit frustrating.

Grade: B+

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The Middle School Series by James Patterson

Rafe hates middle school (Hence the title; Middle School: The Worst Years Of My Life). In my opinion, it's freaking beast-mode(compared to elementary). So, he and his friend Leo decide to make a game to make ms (middle school) more fun... and end up with detentions, expulsion, and get a ride in the back of a police car(if this is wrong, please tell me. I haven't read the book in while). So...yeah. At least he got Jeanne Galletta to notice him. Yup.

Grade: B

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More quotes (I'm too lazy to actually post a review, plus I thought these were funny)

Suddenly there was an enormous boom from down the hall. Before Nina and Steve could get up to see what   happened, Ashley swung through the door and shut it behind her. "Did you hear that?" she gushed. "Everyone heard that," Nina said. "What was it?" "I put it in the microwave." Ashley laughed. "It blew up." "Your avocado?" Steve looked at Nina in confusion. "She had an avocado," Nina explained."I guess she blew it up."
-The Bermudez Triangle by Maureen Johnson

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Thanks to my amazing lead, the next three runners would've had to been struck down by polio to blow the race.
-Sloppy Firsts

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To Read Or Not To Read; That Is The Question

Okay, so I've heard of this series called The Halfblood Chronicles. Is it any good? Would you recommend it to me according to the books I've read? I NEED ANSWERS PEOPLE!!!!!!

The Hourglass Door by Lisa Mangum

You've never been kissed before. You have a boyfriend, although he wants to wait for the "perfect" time. Which is apparently your birthday. Also his. Then an Italian (and very hot) exchange student comes into the picture when he wants to join the school play(which you are the assistant director of). Remember how you've never been kissed? Not after the day the exchange student arrived. Oh, but he didn't kiss you. Your teacher did. On purpose. Out of nowhere. In front of (almost) everyone. Yup.

Grade: B

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