The Middle School Series by James Patterson

Rafe hates middle school (Hence the title; Middle School: The Worst Years Of My Life). In my opinion, it's freaking beast-mode(compared to elementary). So, he and his friend Leo decide to make a game to make ms (middle school) more fun... and end up with detentions, expulsion, and get a ride in the back of a police car(if this is wrong, please tell me. I haven't read the book in while). So...yeah. At least he got Jeanne Galletta to notice him. Yup.

Grade: B

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More quotes (I'm too lazy to actually post a review, plus I thought these were funny)

Suddenly there was an enormous boom from down the hall. Before Nina and Steve could get up to see what   happened, Ashley swung through the door and shut it behind her. "Did you hear that?" she gushed. "Everyone heard that," Nina said. "What was it?" "I put it in the microwave." Ashley laughed. "It blew up." "Your avocado?" Steve looked at Nina in confusion. "She had an avocado," Nina explained."I guess she blew it up."
-The Bermudez Triangle by Maureen Johnson

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Thanks to my amazing lead, the next three runners would've had to been struck down by polio to blow the race.
-Sloppy Firsts

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To Read Or Not To Read; That Is The Question

Okay, so I've heard of this series called The Halfblood Chronicles. Is it any good? Would you recommend it to me according to the books I've read? I NEED ANSWERS PEOPLE!!!!!!

The Hourglass Door by Lisa Mangum

You've never been kissed before. You have a boyfriend, although he wants to wait for the "perfect" time. Which is apparently your birthday. Also his. Then an Italian (and very hot) exchange student comes into the picture when he wants to join the school play(which you are the assistant director of). Remember how you've never been kissed? Not after the day the exchange student arrived. Oh, but he didn't kiss you. Your teacher did. On purpose. Out of nowhere. In front of (almost) everyone. Yup.

Grade: B

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Airhead+Being Nikki by Meg Cabot

Okay, first let me warn you I'm not done with Being Nikki yet, but I love it so much I just HAVE to write a review about it.

So, there's this girl, Emerson (also known as Em) Watts. She has an annoying little sister who is "like, totally in the in crowd(also known as  the walking dead)". She's in love with her best friend, Christopher, who sees Em as nothing but a person to play JourneyQuest with and to scoff at the walking dead. Until she dies.

I know what you're thinking!!! I read way too many books in which the main character dies. Oh well. Too bad for you.

Some funny quotes from "Being Nikki":

I mean, what girl wouldn't want a guy to go on a wild computer-hacking rampage against a majorly environmentally irresponsible corporation, just for her?

It would have been obvious to anyone looking at me as I staggered into school Monday morning just before the late bell rang, a cup of tea clutched in one hand and my Marc Jacobs tote full of overdue assignments and my MacBook Air in the other, that I hadn't had a good weekend. I know I looked particularly heinous. I'd tossed and turned all night, unable to sleep not just because Lulu Collins was hogging my Frette sheets and duvet, but because the guy I was hopelessly in love with? Yeah, well, he was in love too. With a dead girl.

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