SilverFin by Charlie Higson

It's British, that's one reason to like it. In fact, that should be like, a whole ten reasons to like it in my opinion. It's also James Bond, but as a kid. I'm not really sure how old he is, around 13. The book teaches you facts you have no reason to know, unless you play Trivial Pursuit and I did AND I WAS SO EXCITED THAT I ACTUALLY KNEW A SPORTS QUESTION!!!!!!!!!! : D
' "A dry bob is a boy who plays cricket, and a wet bob is one who chooses rowing."
"Really?"
"Yes, really."
"And what do you call a boy who doesn't do either?"
"A slack bob" '
BOOM! Right there. I'm awesome.

Anyway, as far as I can tell, the evil person (such great vocabulary right?) is an American ('Murca) that is rich and is plotting something to do with flesh eating eels. Oh, and he makes and sells weapons. Lovely.
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IT'S RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Puzzler's Mansion by Eric Berlin

Hi!  Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry. Sorry. Does that cover it? No? SORRY!

There. So,  yeah is been a while. Sorry. I've been busy with life and... I've been cheating on you. With fanfiction.Sorry!!!!  I'll set a reminder on my phone to tell me at least every week to post something. I'm try.

So this book is... well I'd  be in love with it if I was like nine,  but it's only a little crush so... not too bad. It's really cool. It's like one of those puzzle books with the answers in the back, but with actual plot. And a twist ending. Apparently there's two others I have yet to read, and say least one came before this one. (Bad Julia, bad!)

A B.

P.S. One of my stories on fanfiction is titled "House of Hades" and you can find me by that. You'll know the one I'm talking about.

PEACE

 

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How to Train Your Dragon series by Credissa Cowell

Don't you hate it when you find out a really good book you've read is coming out as a movie and you get all excited then you watch the movie and you want to murder the movie company? I sure do. Anyway, that's what happened with this book. For those of you that have seen the movie but haven't read the book; first of all, EVERYBODY trains a dragon. Second of all, Toothless is really toothless... and very small and useless and completely ordinary. So, what does Hiccup do with a toothless dragon, a useless friend(Fishlegs), and a girl that can fight better than him, Fishlegs, and Toothless combined? Well, he goes and gets a foe that JUST WON"T FREAKING DIE!!!!! Sorry, it's a bit frustrating.

Grade: B+

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The Middle School Series by James Patterson

Rafe hates middle school (Hence the title; Middle School: The Worst Years Of My Life). In my opinion, it's freaking beast-mode(compared to elementary). So, he and his friend Leo decide to make a game to make ms (middle school) more fun... and end up with detentions, expulsion, and get a ride in the back of a police car(if this is wrong, please tell me. I haven't read the book in while). So...yeah. At least he got Jeanne Galletta to notice him. Yup.

Grade: B

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More quotes (I'm too lazy to actually post a review, plus I thought these were funny)

Suddenly there was an enormous boom from down the hall. Before Nina and Steve could get up to see what   happened, Ashley swung through the door and shut it behind her. "Did you hear that?" she gushed. "Everyone heard that," Nina said. "What was it?" "I put it in the microwave." Ashley laughed. "It blew up." "Your avocado?" Steve looked at Nina in confusion. "She had an avocado," Nina explained."I guess she blew it up."
-The Bermudez Triangle by Maureen Johnson

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Thanks to my amazing lead, the next three runners would've had to been struck down by polio to blow the race.
-Sloppy Firsts

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